Keith is Good Radio presents...

A warning; this song is laden with NSFW language.


"Gritty" Band (replacing "gr" with "sh")
Music and Lyric by Keith Good

Gritty band, itty bitty gritty band
We write these gritty songs and tour this gritty land
Gritty band, itty bitty gritty band
We play these gritty clubs and we drive a gritty van

Why should I do the best that I can?
I’ll probably make more money in a gritty gritty band
Get some street cred and stick it to the man
Sell a million records with a gritty gritty band

Look at Gene Simmons; he’s a hideous man!
Moved to the states and he formed a gritty band
Applied some makeup and spit blood at his fans
Now he’s humping Shannon Tweed in his gritty gritty band!

Gritty band, itty bitty gritty band
We write these gritty songs and tour this gritty land
Gritty band, itty bitty gritty band
We play these gritty clubs and we drive a gritty van

New Wave, Punk and Glam Rock – the list never ends
All these ugly people that started gritty bands
Why people buy their records, I don’t understand
But if you cannot beat them then you join a gritty band

Women dig musicians so I had a plan
Get some guys together and form a gritty band
But I get no action, I still use my hand
Gritty gritty gritty gritty gritty gritty band!

[spoken]
- Um, hey…dude? Where’s the guitar solo?
- Yeah, I…I don’t know how to play guitar…
- Oh. Well how about we just do this WHAAA! WHAAA
- Yeah! And they’ll like it hahahahahahaha

Gritty band, itty bitty gritty band
We write these gritty songs and tour this gritty land
Gritty band, itty bitty gritty band
We play these gritty clubs and we drive a gritty van
Gritty band! Gritty band! Gritty Band!
We’re a gritty gritty band!
Gritty band! Gritty band!
Itty bitty gritty gritty gritty gritty band!